Matt b's definitions

miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

by matt b April 14, 2003

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

flinkel

one who lacks any intellect,and who's sole purpose in life is to be laughed at

roger your are a freaking flinkel foo',pull up your pants!!

by matt b April 5, 2004

Dono

A lanky person with an overly sized head and underly small penis

Me and John Suck-a-Bitch have dono's!

by Matt b June 8, 2003

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

MTV

Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

by Matt b June 15, 2003