Matt Burnham's definitions

Ear Rape

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

by Matt Burnham May 25, 2006

cdiskit

play on seabicuit; albeit completely unrelated. refers to the act of moving a file or folder to the root of the c:\ drive.

(tom and bob are messing around on the computer)
tom: whats this shortcut for on the desktop?
bob: i dunno, why dont you cdiskit in case its useful.
tom: ok

by Matt Burnham November 5, 2005

exoob

expert at something particular, opposite of noob

person a:that exoob is totally pwning!
person b:he makes us look like noobs!

by Matt Burnham September 9, 2005

POTUS

Secret Service codename/acronym for President of the United States

Secret Service officer 1:POTUS is at buckeye(camp david)
Secret Service officer 2: Roger that

by Matt Burnham October 1, 2005

jus'sec

contracted form of just a sec(ond); not to be taken literally

Tom:come on were gonna be late!
Joe:jus'sec i gotta finish this up!

by Matt Burnham September 23, 2005