Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 18, 2004

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 07, 2003

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one

by Matt February 07, 2005

Hood

For some reason, Americans say this when they mean to say bonnet

Pop the hood, er i mean bonnet

by Matt March 04, 2005

ODB

Old Dirty Bastard, founded of the Wu-Tang clan

ODB founed the wu-tang clan

by Matt November 14, 2004

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

by Matt November 30, 2004