Bag

A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.
"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"
by Matt December 05, 2003
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doomcorp

DoomCorp is the One corporation. It will bring about a self-determined apocolypse that throws the world order into chaos and eventually their explicit control.

All will be subjugated to their supreme will.
I visited www.doomcorp.com and found all about DoomCorp.
by Matt November 27, 2004
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S2000

A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.
Matt powerdrifted through the twisties in his S2000 which left the lame ricers in the dust.
by Matt February 08, 2004
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rowned

An word carrying the meaning "royally owned." Normally used after one repeatedly "rapes" an opponent at an online video game.
damn dude i "rowned" you with that headshot!
by Matt February 24, 2004
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broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.
oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.
by Matt April 10, 2004
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pignataro

The state of coolness. Can be used as a verb or a noun.
1. That dude is so pignataro.
2. I got a crew-cut so that I could be pignataro.
by matt November 24, 2003
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Kershnoppel

Matt Kershnoppeled Amer.
by Matt December 12, 2003
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