mac deez

a huge homo erotic person that likescock put where the sun does not shit and having end up in there mouth

one of my friends which is a prime example, he is a walking mac deez

by matt February 17, 2005

face

a person who uses a lot of cocaine. short for "cokeface"

yo face, pass me a beer

by matt March 22, 2004

zork

One of the greatest text-based adventure series of all time. Infocom's most successful brainchild with incarnations still being made even today.

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
>_

by Matt October 10, 2003

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 05, 2004

h4x0rz

comes from the 1337 word h4x, mean one who can or does h4x.

"You are a ub3r h4x0rz."

by matt January 11, 2003

lolz0rs

lolz0rs originates from the original phrase used by 9 year olds, lol, which means "Laugh out Loud" but this particular variant is used by geekdorks, startrek/scifi fans and the like..

"lolz0rs I am teh Bork!!!11one"

by Matt September 19, 2004

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004