pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005

goosh goosh

1. An euphemism for sex.
2. An acknowledgment that you would like to have sex with an individual usually made by turning to the person and motioning with your hand and saying 'goosh goosh' or better yet turning away and motioning to your friends in reference to an individual.

Greg - "Goosh goosh!"
(motioning towards hot blonde)
Aaron - "Yeah, I'd tap that"
===
Magda - "Let's goosh goosh"
Matt - "OK"

by Matt July 23, 2007

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 09, 2003

bluppet

A blowjob from a puppet.

Kermit The Frog gives a great bluppet!

by Matt September 24, 2003

fear

fuck
everything
and
run

Another acronym of fear is:
false
evidance
appearing
real

We are lead by a hundred forms of FEAR

by Matt January 23, 2005

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004