Matt's definitions

Mope

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack

1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies

by Matt September 27, 2004

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.

Do philosophy, dipshit.

by Matt May 26, 2004

nub

A word used by fucking morons.

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup

by Matt March 5, 2004

dance face

The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.

John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.

by Matt May 22, 2007

wonderbread

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

by Matt February 24, 2004

Fluffer Butter

James harrison is the pamiest kid around he is becoming the second fluffer butter

A Person who is a OGl scrub hahahahahahahaha yes he is

by Matt December 5, 2004

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006