Matt's definitions

alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.

P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!

by Matt December 30, 2004

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

nubbychode

made on one day when tim fischer got his ass beat in a game of super smash bros melee.

NUBBY CHOOOOOOOOOooooOOOODE! a loser, douchebag

by Matt December 10, 2004

floaters

the opposite of sprewells. they dont spin at all.

Which is better spinners or floaters?

by MaTT January 2, 2005

MoLegga

Derived from "Double Take", he is a user from www.gamefaqs.com.

Whoa, it's MoLegga!

by Matt December 6, 2003

caaaaaaak

when one is blazed, they say caaaaaaak

joe m. sucks caaaaaaak.

by matt July 18, 2006