Matt's definitions

Fegger

a fegger is a dick it is a dangly piece af male tissue which if rubbed goes erect :-)

ah yes a fegger

by matt December 9, 2003

beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

by Matt June 11, 2004

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

cronic

Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh

I only smoke da cronic nigguh.

by Matt January 6, 2005

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

by Matt January 8, 2004

lizittle

me1.little. 2.pussy or sissy.

"Hey man you to lizzitle to go on this ride."

"Hey dont front and be lizzitle 'bout it yahzir."

by Matt June 10, 2006

George Bush

1. Warmongerer
2. Mother Fucker
3. Looks like a Camel.

That warmongering mother fucking camel look-a-like bitch!

by Matt April 11, 2004