Matt's definitions

batty

everyone else is nearly correct the batty is a MALES buttocks bum ass.

'you dirty batty boy man u ment to stick to the erb man smoke it daily'

by Matt January 4, 2004

cyst

uhh little bubbles

some fat kid enjoys poking my cysts.

by matt October 25, 2004

townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

by matt January 23, 2004

yiu fai

A chinese guy, usually with extremely straight hair, who rides the Faraz Wheel. A "yiu fai" usually smokes monkey pole, but is known to be neither straight, nor gay, nor bisexual.

Hey yiu fai, your hair may be straight but you aren't.

by Matt August 5, 2003

walahi

commonly used by somolians at silverthorn colligiate, meaning i swear to god.

walahi give me a dollar
walahi say walahi
walahi give me my hat back

by Matt May 13, 2005

HOORJ!

actually a strike through is required but it is an exclamation of happiness or goodness like "cool!" or "rad!" or "awesome" or "straight trippin". I believe it was invented by Pokey the Penguin

Me: There's a new pokey the penguin comic!
You: HOORJ!

by matt April 2, 2003

burly

strong,bomb and nuke proof

burly banshee morphone

by matt December 14, 2003