Matt's definitions

Tight

adj. An action that is very rude or downright mean (used all the time in the 80's).

Did you hear about that tight shit that Bobby did to his girlfriend's Mom?

I can't believe you stole my Chia Pet...that is so tight!

by Matt December 23, 2002

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 6, 2002

Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 1, 2002

Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

by matt October 1, 2002

Kicks

Slang for shoes

Greg: Yo I got me some new gear
Arnold: Those are some phat kicks you got

by matt October 1, 2002

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

by Matt June 13, 2002