Matt's definitions

Simear

When a girl sucks a guys dick and keeps the cum in her mouth then spits it at a guys face giving him a facial with his own cum

My girlfriend gave me a simear last night

by Matt December 30, 2003

Beefy

strong,thick,durable.beefy guessets all around a bike

beefy bikes are bombproof.beefy guessets all around the bike.

by matt December 14, 2003

stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

by Matt August 8, 2004

flausch

A Flausch is an ugly girl or woman

Your mother

by Matt October 21, 2003

Purrrfection

- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.

See: Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Stephanie Seymour

by Matt September 8, 2004

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

L.T.L.

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

by Matt January 16, 2005