Matt's definitions

Rajay

the indian of all indians

"Wow u smell like indian" "No i smell like Rajay"

by Matt November 17, 2004

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Pr0nulatory extravagance

showing extreme coolness.

That is a cool flash animation

re worded: That flash animation is pr0nulatory extravagance.

ex2. Dude thats pr0nulatory extravagance

by Matt November 16, 2004

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004

chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

by Matt April 28, 2004

inferno

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

by Matt January 9, 2004