Matt's definitions

Meh

Meh is a word with virtually no meaning, used as a filler for responses to the questions 'How're you?', 'Whats up?', and 'What's wrong?'. This word was spread madly, somehow reaching the lips of me and my friends. See deyzhen.

'Fuck man, you look depressed. Whats wrong?'
'Meh.'

by Matt January 11, 2005

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003

ubisoft

A very talented video game developer and publisher.

Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

ohh-bee-soft

by Matt March 4, 2005

badoinkadoink

the real definition is when u put junk in ur trunk. As seen on chappel show on comedy central.

i think u know wht it means

by matt April 6, 2004

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007

ummagumma

1. shagging
2. sex
3. Rock and Roll

Ummagumma.

British slang?

(also, Name of a Pink Floyd Album)

Ummagumma was a slang term for having sex. And of course Rock and Roll was originally slang for having sex as well. So, if you look at it that way, the album Ummagumma could simply mean Rock and Roll.

by Matt March 3, 2004

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004