Matt's definitions

(just) for the record

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation

just for the record, your pants are unzipped.

by matt June 2, 2004

jane and finch

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

by matt November 18, 2004

Keiosu

The most sexiest thing to come to earth since Bob Dole

Girl 1: Oh my god, it's Keiosu!
Girl 2: Let's go have his children
Keiosu: One at a time please.

by Matt September 16, 2004

m4

Short barreled butt hole blasting machine. Fires the extremely deadly 5.56mm round. Kills motherfuckers dead

"we drove by and hit his ass with the twin m4's, dropped 4 mags into his house and the bitch just strait blew the fuck up, it was crazy shit"

by matt June 20, 2003

pdc

piss drunk cock

Man, he is truely a PDC

by matt March 12, 2004

Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 6, 2004

Pacne Rat

Robert McGregor.

"Rob McGregor is a Pacne Rat!"

by matt November 14, 2003