Matt's definitions
Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.
by Matt April 23, 2005
Get the Miss Morleymug. someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger
by Matt January 17, 2004
Get the grungermug. A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."
Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?
Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.
Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.
by Matt April 28, 2004
Get the Sir Prancealotmug. by Matt May 17, 2004
Get the Millimeter Mosnstermug. One of the worst high school in the state of Connecticut, known for their extremely sub-par master test, and SAT scores. While excelling in sports, education is not sought after as adequate.
Jeff goes Bridgeport High School where he plays football on their very good team, but he is as dumb as a rock.
by Matt April 25, 2005
Get the Bridgeport High Schoolmug. by Matt April 1, 2004
Get the front bummug. A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.
by Matt June 18, 2006
Get the aquafinamug.