b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.
Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.
by Matt February 05, 2004
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sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub
mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry
by matt March 07, 2004
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skokie

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL
Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.
by Matt January 14, 2005
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Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".
I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.
by matt June 29, 2004
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hXc

to those straight-edge emo pricks it means hardcore. To me it means Straight-edge Hardcore.... the kind of hardcore that sucks. Hardcore was never meant to be straight-edge. Thanks for destroying Hardcore poser emo ass-holes
"look at me, i have black X's on my hands im so hardcore".

"shut up emo kid"
by Matt July 03, 2005
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bbiaw

Be Back In AWhile

When bbiab ( Be Back in a bit means leaving for 2 - 5 Minutes ) Doesn't fit.
bbiaw means you will be gone for at least 6 - 10 minutes top.
The reason you would use this is because you have to: use the restroom; Answer the door or phone and would not be able to return in a short time.
Chat room and IM (Instant Messenger)usage

Person1:hey did you hear about that thing?
Person2:bbiaw Restroom
Person1:buzz me when your back.
buzz: To either use YM's Buzz button to get other persons attention or type a letter and press return for same effect.
by Matt December 30, 2004
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slushbox

Slang term for a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission.
Did you see that ricer Civic with the slushbox? He was letting off the gas every time it shifted to make it look like he was driving a stick.
by Matt January 18, 2004
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