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Someone who does a prank by falsely sms-ing friends, colleagues, or relatives, or by lying on social media, that they had contracted Covid-19 and had been warded in an ICU in hospital.
Guesstimate how many corona pranks are being carried out by J🦠KERS every day worldwide, thus creating panic in the family, community, or country.
by MathPlus November 2, 2021
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After feeling drowsy and having discomfort in her arm, Devi suspected that she might have been administered a sham shot.
by MathPlus June 26, 2021
Get the Sham Shot mug.Short for “Pi fanatic.” A math geek who is aroused at the sight and sound of the irrational number π, and who also claims to be able to smell it as well.
by MathPlus February 24, 2021
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WaspsApp serves as an extension to the church life to remind believers that they are not to live like Sunday Christians, who are often no different from unbelievers on weekdays.
by MathPlus August 22, 2017
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by MathPlus April 7, 2021
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No one should doubt or question the messenger’s corona verses if they don’t want to incur the wrath of their Creator, who could deprive them of a place in paradise for their unbelief or unfaithfulness.
by MathPlus April 17, 2021
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Be it in health, relationships, career, or finances, one can expect a breakthrough if one believes that Jesus is more than willing to turn one's life around—this is why Jesus is the answer to all of one's life's problems.
by MathPlus January 22, 2017
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