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When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Ms. Corona, the present “queen of the viruses,” to roam the earth in inflicting pain and suffering to seven billion-odd people, and in some cases to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, white or black, or rich and poor.
Although God could end the coronavirus pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation or negotiation between Christ and Corona, or between Christ and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons.
by MathPlus December 22, 2020
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For white racists and supremacists, and millions of “white moderates” who have accepted others who don’t look like them in their midst, it doesn’t matter whether the presidential candidate is corrupt, selfish, racist, sexist, xenophobic, or inept, as long as he is white, which is what really matters in the end—they want a Trump 3:16 political figure to rule the country to ensure that white supremacy prevails.
by MathPlus December 21, 2020
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by MathPlus December 18, 2020
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Two Covid-19 math questions are:
1. After parking their cars, 317 Trump supporters took a bus instead of walked to the rally. Each bus can hold 28 passengers. How many buses were needed to ferry them?
2. Eric and Don each have a certain number of face masks. If Eric gave Don five masks, Don would have twice as many masks as him. If Don gave five masks to Eric, they each would have the same number of masks. How many face masks does each brother have? Answer: Eric: 25, Don: 35.
1. After parking their cars, 317 Trump supporters took a bus instead of walked to the rally. Each bus can hold 28 passengers. How many buses were needed to ferry them?
2. Eric and Don each have a certain number of face masks. If Eric gave Don five masks, Don would have twice as many masks as him. If Don gave five masks to Eric, they each would have the same number of masks. How many face masks does each brother have? Answer: Eric: 25, Don: 35.
by MathPlus December 16, 2020
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The world recently witnessed the undemocratic and idiotic support of a trumpole by 19 Republican state attorney generals and 126 morally corrupt buffoons of Congress, who would likely go down in the history books as an awful bunch of fake and inept lawmakers, who had sold their souls to the devil out of fear for a Pharisee-in-Chief, who is quietly laughing at them for their blind faith in him.
by MathPlus December 15, 2020
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Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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Just as a number of white racists and supremacists are united by the xenophobic policies of Donald J. Trump, so a number of recreational mathematicians are drawn by the occurrence or presence of pi in the least unexpected places, who love telling the non-math people: “We are one in pi.”
by MathPlus December 13, 2020
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