Coronaire

Someone who becomes a millionaire or billionaire during the coronavirus pandemic, who thrives when others could barely survive, as their products or services are in great demand.
Who are the coronaires? Those in the food and goods industries? Those whose businesses produce face masks, ventilators, and vaccines? Or those selling fake vaccine certificates?
by MathPlus November 09, 2021
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Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
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Green Vaccine

A vaccine whose production process must strictly adhere to Islamic principles—one that must be halal, otherwise Mohammedans should reject any vaccination even if having such an “haram jab” would protect them against the coronavirus.
In some parts of the Islamic world, Islamist leaders warn health authorities that any approved green vaccine should only be administered by Muslim doctors and nurses, and not by “infidel” medical personnel.
by MathPlus December 02, 2020
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Corona Horrorscope

The hypothesis that people of certain astrological signs are more prone to die from, or be infected with, the coronavirus regardless whether they believe in horoscope or not.
Paranormal researchers are struggling to get the astrological make-up of those who worked for the Trump administration to divine a corona horrorscope chart for folks who believe that there is a correlation between infection (or death) and astrology.
by MathPlus August 24, 2021
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WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 15, 2020
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Father’s Day

A day when single mums and millions of kids around the world feel anger, pain, and suffering, because of an absent, irresponsible, or unfaithful man in their lives—when mums encourage their children to look up to God, their Heavenly Father, instead.
Celebrating Father’s Day is mostly a no-show in most families, compared to Mother’s Day, which brings about much appreciation, joy, and happiness among the children.
by MathPlus June 17, 2018
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Trump Curse

When the future of those who had worked for or with the accidental US President of the United States—in condoning or defending his deception, disinformation, corruption, collusion, treason, or insurrection—looks like their unethical or evil actions would haunt or bedevil them for the rest of their lives and those of their loved ones.
Guesstimate how many people are under the Trump curse as a result of their ungodly affiliation or association with the Pharisee-in-Chief, unless they admit and repent of their wrongdoings for propagating or supporting the lies and misdeeds of the ex-president to advance their self-interests.
by MathPlus July 05, 2021
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