MatT's definitions

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004

m4

Short barreled butt hole blasting machine. Fires the extremely deadly 5.56mm round. Kills motherfuckers dead

"we drove by and hit his ass with the twin m4's, dropped 4 mags into his house and the bitch just strait blew the fuck up, it was crazy shit"

by matt June 20, 2003

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

by Matt May 5, 2003

jane and finch

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

by matt November 18, 2004

fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.

Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.

by matt February 9, 2004

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003