MatT's definitions

skokie

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL

Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.

by Matt January 14, 2005

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

flanguage

no doubt the coolest way to talk, putting an f in front of choice words during conversation

dont pronounce it as "FAH"... let it flow continuously

"Dont be such a ftard!" (original use of flanguage)

"I'm so sick of eating fbananas."

"I like singing about fscat!"

by matt January 14, 2005

gaie

The alternative spelling of "gay" to refer to something as stupid.

Why are you being so gaie?

by Matt January 15, 2005

gaiye

Term used to describe someone as both homosexual and stupid (combinning gay and gaie)

Kevin, stop being so gaiye.

by Matt January 15, 2005

reverse shopvac

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.

Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.

by Matt January 15, 2005

chickflickalicious

1. (A.) Said of a movie which is almost exclusively designed for females. See chick flick. Used in a negative connotation.

Man, my girlfriend conned me into seeing "Mona Lisa Smile"...it was totally chickflickalicious!

by Matt January 15, 2005