MatT's definitions

Yi

That asian kid who plays counterstrike for hours on end and still knows enough to help u cheat in every subject.

Goddamit Yi. You friggin asians know everything.

by matt March 31, 2005

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

by Matt January 5, 2004

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

by matt July 26, 2003

pokey

one hot bitch you wanna poke

Damn look at that pokey1

by matt November 18, 2004

mwam

Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.

"Dude! The MWAM theory is a load of bullcrap! Neo stopped the sentinels with telekenesis!"

by Matt October 21, 2003

clarizel

the safest and sexiest girl around..and matt's sexay nerd and sunshine

damn there goes clarizel

by matt February 5, 2005

pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

by Matt February 20, 2005