MatT's definitions

enab

enaB started out as just a joke between me and sam; a bunch of little fuckers on the internet defining a retarded word...but it means so much more. it means starting a small war over the internet. it means sucking cock for money. it means, fuck i dont know, not caring about life. fuck ya! enaB 4 life!

enab is my fucking world yo!

by matt January 9, 2005

bumting

Bumting: Something that is attractive or nice to look at.

His chain is bumting

by Matt January 10, 2005

gia marie

some girl who smells bad

gia:"ALEEEXXX!"

alex:"EHY!"

haha

by matt January 11, 2005

Meh

Meh is a word with virtually no meaning, used as a filler for responses to the questions 'How're you?', 'Whats up?', and 'What's wrong?'. This word was spread madly, somehow reaching the lips of me and my friends. See deyzhen.

'Fuck man, you look depressed. Whats wrong?'
'Meh.'

by Matt January 11, 2005

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

Puffy Cooch Syndrome

1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.

That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.

by Matt January 13, 2005

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005