poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.
Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!
by Matt April 27, 2004
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Wicca

Wicca, Sometimes refered to as: Witchcraft , or The Craft , Is a nature based religion. Followers, called Wiccans , worship 2 dieties, a god and a goddess. Some Wiccans worship others as well though the most common is the 2 dieties. There is no set path for a Wiccan and often they add or subtract parts of the religion making it offer more freedom than other religons such as Christians , or Muslims .
"Religion: Wiccan"
"I am a Wiccan."
by Matt November 25, 2004
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Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."
by Matt June 18, 2006
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scruple

to ejaculate or defacate on ones face
I scrupled on that bitches face like a toaster strudel.
by matt February 28, 2005
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shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass
Chris, you're such a shitbrick
by Matt March 15, 2005
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shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.
Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr
by Matt January 24, 2005
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the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best
the bends kicks fucking ass
by matt August 06, 2004
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