MatT's definitions

spawling

The flaring of the buttocks.

Jewel's wide spawling emitted a fart that tainted the air of the room.

by Matt September 6, 2003

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 7, 2003

Corey Mills

See tree hugging hippy

1)lets capture the mouse and feed it and set it loose
2)don't kill that bug

by Matt September 7, 2003

Corey Mills

See Tree Hugging Hippy

1)lets capture the mouse and feed it then set it free
2)don't kill the bug

by Matt September 7, 2003

jinkiest

geekiest

enough said if you need an example go find the geekiest group of people. They are also known as D&D players.

by Matt September 7, 2003

LAX

The firey gates to hell

"welcome to los angeles"

by Matt September 7, 2003

nuclear weapon

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

by Matt September 7, 2003