MatT's definitions

sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.

Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.

by Matt April 21, 2005

The War's End

A punk band from NJ.

Yo, are you going to the The War's End show tonight?

by Matt April 20, 2004

homewrecker

1) One who moves in with or near you and makes your life miserable. S/He may steal your boy/girlfriend, break your property, make your friends and other close ones hate you, or many other things.

2) A show on the abomination that is MTV which revolves around Ryan Dunn from Viva la Bam seeking revenge on those who "did you wrong," whose wrongdoings so far has been pretty childish. He crashes the wrong-doer by turning their bedroom into an unlivable shit hole through means which most likely would warrant a law suit if this show weren't so obviously staged.

1) That asshole Billy is such a homewrecker! Ever since he moved in next door he's tried taking my girlfriend and has said so much shit about me.
2) After watching five minutes of Homewrecker I wonder how in God's name MTV doesn't get sued for this.

by Matt November 6, 2005

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

cockmo

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

by Matt May 5, 2004

spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 4, 2003