MatT's definitions

biglongdabong

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, etc. (way more 0's) atoms. kind of like a mole only way cooler.

A table. A large sandwich. Your cat (if you have a large cat). A long homework assignment. stokes is gay.

by matt November 11, 2004

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

erate

Also known as arate and alrate. A quick way of saying of all right. Formed originally in Stoke On Trent but now widespread across the north west

Person 1 : Erate there?
Peron 2 : Ai not too bad, hows you
Person 1 : Erate cant complain

by matt November 11, 2004

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

Palangi

Palangi means White Scum

The "White Scum" (Palangi) around the edge of the Tofu pot

by matt November 12, 2004

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I dont get it.......The first few episodes were weird.....the only one i watched all the way thru was the one with that doll thingie that made Meatwad all depressed, so they chuck it off a cliff. The only thing this show does for me is make me crave McDonalds. But i cant go to Mcdonalds kuz the shows always on fucking late and McDonalds is closed....The Only show like this that i like is the BRAK show kzu thats funnier than this one kuz it has a foreign midget guy and a pyro praying mantis thing. Anyways ATHF is just fucking weird but it does have its moments sometimes.

ok..... some meat, That Shake thingie, and the flying fry with the rectractable fry arm thingie...... yup it all sounds like a bad acid trip to me

by Matt November 12, 2004