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Definitions by Master of The Factory

Republican Farmer 

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.

Islamophobe 

This is the unnatural fear of Muslims. It comes from watching propaganda TV stations and looking at lame ass crybaby facebook sites.
Those Islamophobes are behaving like 12 year old girls in a haunted house. Maybe they should look at the facts sometime and they will realize that their fear is unnatural and babyish.

food piggy 

This is what I call the poorly educated that hold their eating utensil like a shovel and generally act like a pig. 'Struction workers are famous for it.
Look at that deplorable food piggy shoveling food into his face. Let's go somewhere else.

Huck Jr. 

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.
Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.
Huck Jr. by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018

hookworms 

Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.
Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.

trumpette 

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.
That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

bubba benz 

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.
Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.