Master of The Factory's definitions

queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

by master of the factory January 8, 2009

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.

Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

blue balls

This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with big tits and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be relieved by masturbating as soon as possible.

"I sure had a bad case of blue balls after playing with Tracey's big tits and touching her sticky panties all night. She's lucky I didn't rape her."

by master of the factory March 25, 2008

brown route

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

pica

Nice young fresh cunt.

"Her pica has a hitler moustache on it."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

food piggy

This is what I call the poorly educated that hold their eating utensil like a shovel and generally act like a pig. 'Struction workers are famous for it.

Look at that deplorable food piggy shoveling food into his face. Let's go somewhere else.

by Master of The Factory August 12, 2018