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Climhazzard

The most powerful of Cloud Strife's level 2 Limit Breaks. Cloud skewers a single enemy with his sword and leaps high into the air, causing massive physical damage.
Cloud killed the Bandersnatch with Climhazzard.
by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004
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Ed's Underwear! (gags)

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.
Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.
Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!
by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005
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behemoth

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.
That behemoth stole Sheena from me!
by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004
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Sapphire WEAPON

The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.
Sapphire WEAPON's head was blown off by the big Cannon at Junon Harbor.
by Master Tonberry February 6, 2005
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Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.
I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.
by Master Tonberry February 2, 2005
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Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.
That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.
by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004
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