Master Tonberry's definitions

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.

More than 90% of all girls are shallow.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

Emerald WEAPON

A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.

I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Norfair

A lava-filled area near the core of Planet Zebes, otherwise known as 'The Fire Zone'. The most vast and difficult area to navigate in the game. A secret passage can be found in almost every dead end along with lots of useful items.

Norfair is a dangerous and tricky area for beginners.

by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005

dentist

Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.

That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.

by Master Tonberry January 4, 2005

Snailpo

The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.

SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

behemoth

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.

That behemoth stole Sheena from me!

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004