Master Tonberry's definitions

Snailpo

The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.

SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Ed's Underwear! (gags)

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.

Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Gagging

A natural reflex that keeps us from sticking foreign objects down our throats. The sensation is similar to choking. You may experience retching or even vomiting if gagging is prolonged. Happens quite often at the dentist.

I couldn't stop gagging when the doctor stuck a tongue depressor in my mouth.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

behemoth

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.

That behemoth stole Sheena from me!

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.

I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.

by Master Tonberry February 2, 2005

Omnislash

Cloud's ultimate Limit Break. Cloud assaults his oppenent with a long series of powerful sword attacks (15 hits). This may be used against a single enemy or a group; either way, this is an extremely powerful attack. With the correct sword in hand, this attack can actually cause just as much, if not more, damage that the fabled "Knights of the Round" Materia.

Cloud killed Emerald WEAPON with Omnislash.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004