Master Tonberry's definitions

They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.

Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!

by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005

behemoth

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.

That behemoth stole Sheena from me!

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Krabby Patty

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."

SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Gagging on Seaweed

It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.

SpongeBob gagged on seaweed.

by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005

Patback Patrick

What happened when Patrick shaped his back to look like a face.

Patrick: Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Patback!

SpongeBob: Ha! That is disturbing!

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Highwind

Cid Highwind, one of the coolest FF7 characters.

Name of Cid's level 4 Limit Break. Cid calls on the Highwind for assistance. The ship's crew answers by unleashing a huge salvo against the opposition. This a great attack against a single enemy or a huge group. Each missile causes several thousand points of damage to most enemies, plus the total damage is cumulative.

Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair! And drink your goddamn TEA!!!

Highwind is very effective in the fight against Emerald WEAPON.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.

I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.

by Master Tonberry February 2, 2005