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Definitions by Master Tonberry

Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.
That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.
dentist by Master Tonberry January 4, 2005

behemoth 

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.
That behemoth stole Sheena from me!
behemoth by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Krabby Patty 

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."
SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.
Krabby Patty by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Meteorain 

Cloud's best level 3 Limit Break. While leaping into the air, Cloud unleashes a barrage of meteors upon a group of foes causing up to 4 separate hits. This attack is actually best used against a single enemy, unless the targeted group is fairly weak. Used against one opponent, this attack can cause as much as 12,000 points of damage.
Cloud killed the King Behemoth with Meteorain.
Meteorain by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Omnislash 

Cloud's ultimate Limit Break. Cloud assaults his oppenent with a long series of powerful sword attacks (15 hits). This may be used against a single enemy or a group; either way, this is an extremely powerful attack. With the correct sword in hand, this attack can actually cause just as much, if not more, damage that the fabled "Knights of the Round" Materia.
Cloud killed Emerald WEAPON with Omnislash.
Omnislash by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Emerald WEAPON 

A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.
Emerald WEAPON by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Highwind 

Cid Highwind, one of the coolest FF7 characters.

Name of Cid's level 4 Limit Break. Cid calls on the Highwind for assistance. The ship's crew answers by unleashing a huge salvo against the opposition. This a great attack against a single enemy or a huge group. Each missile causes several thousand points of damage to most enemies, plus the total damage is cumulative.
Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair! And drink your goddamn TEA!!!

Highwind is very effective in the fight against Emerald WEAPON.
Highwind by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004