Master Tonberry's definitions
Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.
Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
Get the Do not eat that dirt mug.A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.
by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004
Get the Shallow mug.The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.
by Master Tonberry February 6, 2005
Get the Sapphire WEAPON mug.by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004
Get the behemoth mug.SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.
Employee: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.
Employee: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
Get the Snailpo mug.by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005
Get the Gagging on Seaweed mug.A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.
So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
Get the Emerald WEAPON mug.