Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

by Master P’s Theater November 05, 2023

by Master P’s Theater November 05, 2023

Would you just look at that fat little bounced up moron over there? She probably got run over by a freight train or something.
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

This fishing trip is going to be amazing, my dear Belvinita, because look! Here comes a tornado of worms! I think the fish’ll be biting tonight!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
