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Definitions by Master P’s Theater

Coward Sauce 

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.
Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

Bounced Up 

Of an object or person, said to possess a messy, confused or broken appearance.
Would you just look at that fat little bounced up moron over there? She probably got run over by a freight train or something.
Bounced Up by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Sea Crabs 

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.
I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties
Sea Crabs by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Urine Water 

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.
I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

All-American Poop-Out 

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

Termite-boner 

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

Coffin Slop 

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!