Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Master P’s Theater

Coward Sauce

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.

Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

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Of an object or person, said to possess a messy, confused or broken appearance.

Would you just look at that fat little bounced up moron over there? She probably got run over by a freight train or something.

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A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

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A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

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A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

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The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

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Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

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