Master P’s Theater's definitions

Triple-Boned

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.

I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024

Bounced Up

Of an object or person, said to possess a messy, confused or broken appearance.

Would you just look at that fat little bounced up moron over there? She probably got run over by a freight train or something.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Tornado of Worms

A tornado that is completely filled with and comprised of worms. 🌪 🪱

This fishing trip is going to be amazing, my dear Belvinita, because look! Here comes a tornado of worms! I think the fish’ll be biting tonight!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

A+ Chocolate Barf

Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.

Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Coward Sauce

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.

Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Alabama Bone Hammer

A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.

T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023