21 definitions by Master Of Cunts

sycf

Shut - Your - Cunt - Flap

Mommy: ...I cant take any more...
Daddy: ...Sycf...

by Master Of Cunts May 10, 2008

flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

by Master Of Cunts May 10, 2008

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master Of Cunts May 10, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master Of Cunts May 10, 2008

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.

When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.

Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

by Master Of Cunts May 10, 2008

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master Of Cunts May 10, 2008