Before COVID was a thing, Wuhan was actually quite a nice city. Located in the central region of China, Wuhan is the capital city of the Hubei province and has a population of over 11 million.
This city has a rich history left by ancient Chinese dynasties so you will find many historical structures such as the Yellow Crane Tower.
The city is also situated right beside Yangtze River, the 3rd longest river in the world. The Yangtze River Bridge is also located here, and is the world's 2nd longest suspension bridge.
As for cuisine, Wuhan is mostly known for its soups and noodle dishes.
Though, Wuhan may be the last place you'd want to be during the summer, as temperatures get scorching hot.
This city has a rich history left by ancient Chinese dynasties so you will find many historical structures such as the Yellow Crane Tower.
The city is also situated right beside Yangtze River, the 3rd longest river in the world. The Yangtze River Bridge is also located here, and is the world's 2nd longest suspension bridge.
As for cuisine, Wuhan is mostly known for its soups and noodle dishes.
Though, Wuhan may be the last place you'd want to be during the summer, as temperatures get scorching hot.
Pre-COVID Wuhan: *lively busy atmosphere with many street attractions to see*
Post-COVID Wuhan: *cricket noises*
Post-COVID Wuhan: *cricket noises*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 07, 2020
The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 07, 2021
The most overrated tea ever.
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 27, 2021
Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 20, 2019
A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.
Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-
Me: I-
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022
The absolute worst TwitchCon event in the face of history. Everything was a disaster. Two people got severely injured after jumping into a poorly-padded ballpit. Twitch got two of the streamers' pronouns wrong and refused to correct it. Spaces were too overcrowded. And many of the attendees were generally lacking in common sense and respect for others, with some of them even stalking a CC into their hotels.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2022