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Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

Caked up 

The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:

1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.

Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
I love poutine......

.....DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH!
"I love poutine...."
"Same."
"....deez nuts in yo mouth!!!! Goteem."

facts and reason 

The number one enemy of all sweaty internet bigots.
User 1 used... bigoted statement!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems and confirmation bias but the attack was not effective!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems but the attack was not effective!
Someone who doesn't want to show their face on stream so they instead use an animated anime character that "talks" whenever they talk. It's a smart alternative rather than not showing their face at all (as it attracts more viewers).
User A: You should check out Insert streamer here, she has this totally cute anime character on-screen that talks whenever she talks! It's so cute!
User B: Oooo, sounds like you found a Vtuber!
User A: Vtuber? Didn't know they had a name.

Haterade 

Anything or anyone that acts as fuel to ignite feelings of hatred and resent. See also: Reddit comment threads.
I get a constant endless supply of haterade from interacting with toxic Redditors. It's very addictive, though each haterade I consume cuts off one second from my lifespan.
A post-2016 slang term that was stupid and uncool until the game Among Us appeared in 2020 and made it cool again. Should only be used with reference to Among Us, any usage outside of that is just cringe. But to be fair I guess most people who say "sus" nowadays have among us in their minds, so ig it's fine.
Someone in 2017: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2017: Stfu stop saying sus, that term is so stupid.

Someone in 2021: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2021: Dang he must be the imposter.