An English word that for some damn reason sounds incorrect to our brain, is not listed as a word, gets spellchecked, but yet is perfectly correct grammar-wise.
Why it's not an officially recognized word (while its plural form is) is beyond me.
For example, in the sentence "the Church themself stated that...", the Church is a single entity and therefore can be used in its singular form.
Why it's not an officially recognized word (while its plural form is) is beyond me.
For example, in the sentence "the Church themself stated that...", the Church is a single entity and therefore can be used in its singular form.
Guy 1: You know what's even more stupid than Elon's tweets?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The fact that themself is not officially recognized as a word.
Guy 2: Frfr bro
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The fact that themself is not officially recognized as a word.
Guy 2: Frfr bro
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 04, 2023
Imagine Sigmund Freud, but way more nuttier (as if Freud wasn't nutty enough). Thankfully, his theories and ideas escaped the realm of psychology and is more relevant to modern philosophical schools of thought.
Jacques Lacan formulated three stages of psychoanalytic experience: the Real, the Imaginary, and the Symbolic.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2023
A subscription-based media posting platform similar to Patreon. It was notoriously known for being the pimp of all e-girls, but has recently just banned all porn content. This is good news as there will be less simps, thereby increasing the world's average IQ by one percentile.
However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
Friend (She/Her): Ughhh did you hear about the OnlyFans thing?? They're out of the porn business....
Friend (He/Him): Oh boo hoo! Let me press F on the world's smallest keyboard 😂😂
Friend (She/Her): I'm not joking dude, OF has seriously fucked me!!
Friend (He/Him): Lol, well I mean OF isn't the only option out there you know.
Friend (She/Her): Like what? Pornhub?
Friend (He/Him): *sigh* no. I can't believe I am suggesting this to you, but r/Sexsells is a good alternative. I fucking hate that subreddit, but hey, you could earn a lot of cash on there.
Friend (He/Him): Oh boo hoo! Let me press F on the world's smallest keyboard 😂😂
Friend (She/Her): I'm not joking dude, OF has seriously fucked me!!
Friend (He/Him): Lol, well I mean OF isn't the only option out there you know.
Friend (She/Her): Like what? Pornhub?
Friend (He/Him): *sigh* no. I can't believe I am suggesting this to you, but r/Sexsells is a good alternative. I fucking hate that subreddit, but hey, you could earn a lot of cash on there.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 21, 2021
As of Aug 20th 2021, OnlyFans is no longer accepting NSFW content. In other words it's no longer contaminated by e-thots wanting to make a quick buck.
THANK GOD!
THANK GOD!
E-girl: Heyyy guys be sure to check out my OnlyFans too if you're into that kind of stuff ;)
User 1: Hah, jokes on you, OnlyFans just removed all NFSW content. Can't scam us with your overpriced nudes now huh, LOLOLOL!
User 1: Hah, jokes on you, OnlyFans just removed all NFSW content. Can't scam us with your overpriced nudes now huh, LOLOLOL!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 21, 2021
1) The most essential service for mainly two things: unblocking websites in school, and bypassing China's firewall.
2) The most heavily publicized sponsors of every YouTube video, ever.
2) The most heavily publicized sponsors of every YouTube video, ever.
1) Jamie used his VPN service to bypass the school's filter so he could talk to his friends via Discord.
2) Speaking of privacy, I'd like to give a quick shoutout to Surfshark VPN for sponsoring today's video.
2) Speaking of privacy, I'd like to give a quick shoutout to Surfshark VPN for sponsoring today's video.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 08, 2022
1) With regards to the scientific aspects of psychology (e.g. research methods, experimental designs, stats).
2) A movement or operation which claims to be founded on science when in fact it's purely psychological/placebo.
2) A movement or operation which claims to be founded on science when in fact it's purely psychological/placebo.
Example 1:
"Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
"Nah I got some psyience I need to work on"
Example 2:
Scientology is an example of psyience
"Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
"Nah I got some psyience I need to work on"
Example 2:
Scientology is an example of psyience
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 20, 2022
The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021