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Just another one of those "funny" words that "cultured" individuals in the post-2017 meme community like to use. Often combined with panel memes such as Expanding Brain or Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh to enhance the "comedic" effect.
Cultured intellectual 1: With whomst'd've did you copulate with yesterday?
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 6, 2019
Get the whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'esmug. authorization; approval; permission
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 13, 2021
Get the Consentmug. 1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.
2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?
2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019
Get the osmiummug. Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.
Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 24, 2022
Get the Metaversemug. by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021
Get the THX intromug. 1) An incompetent excuse for a voice assistant that doesn't stand a chance to Alexa, Google Assistant or Siri.
It is the successor to Samsung's previous voice assistant, S-voice, which was even worse.
2) An annoying kid in drama/theatre class who always volunteers to take on a leading role but absolutely sucks at it.
It is the successor to Samsung's previous voice assistant, S-voice, which was even worse.
2) An annoying kid in drama/theatre class who always volunteers to take on a leading role but absolutely sucks at it.
Bixby: I call dibs on being Juliet!
Webster: Hey bro maybe you should let Alexa have this one, she seems more fitting for it. Maybe you can do one of the minor roles?
Webster: Hey bro maybe you should let Alexa have this one, she seems more fitting for it. Maybe you can do one of the minor roles?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021
Get the Bixbymug. A pointless bastardization of the existing interjectory word "oh" (in the positive sense).
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it sounds more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Most exclusively used by Gen Z age groups, especially on platforms like discord.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it sounds more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Most exclusively used by Gen Z age groups, especially on platforms like discord.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
Me: Ouuuu your red pedicure is so gorgeous! 😍😍
Girl: Ou thank you! 🥰
Me: Gosh they're so beautiful I wanna kiss your toes soooo baddd🥵🥵
Girl: I-
Girl: Ou thank you! 🥰
Me: Gosh they're so beautiful I wanna kiss your toes soooo baddd🥵🥵
Girl: I-
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2022
Get the Oumug.