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Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

A synonym for an among us character, because they look like beans I guess
During a meeting:
Red: So I saw blue vent in electrical....
Blue: He's lying! I swear I'm a good little bean!

Mutual Affective Consolidation 

Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.

Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.
After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.

Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.
just came here to say this is the INCORRECT spelling of weird and whoever persists on believing otherwise is WEIRD AF!
Person 1: damn this food be tastin wierd af
Person 2: *weird
Person 1: owo?
Person 2: Ur weird bro, now spell it correctly this time
The best muthafuckin soft drink ever. It is straight up there with Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper and the other nectars of the Gods.
"If there was one beverage I could drink right now it would be a Fanta."

"I was depressed until I gulped down a bottle of Fanta, now I feel like I'm on top of the world!"

Unessary 

The lazy (and less complicated) way of saying 'unnecessary'
It's so unessary to say unnecessary, dontcha think?
The word 'wait' is often used today as an interjection, in the same meaning and manner as 'wait a minute'.
Friend 1: Hey I heard there was gonna be a big food banquet today?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?