When you see a YouTube ad of some sort of cool brand that sells cool electronic gadgets, 9 chances out of 10 that you will find the same product on Aliexpress for 10 times less. They are just dropshipping you.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2021
Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.
'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 12, 2021
An unpleasant, unkempt, unrestrained, smutty, irritable, vain, and likely misogynistic man that you'd never wanna meet on the streets of bangkok or kabukicho.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 26, 2022
*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 07, 2022
When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.
High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 02, 2019
When your body suddenly decides that you're horny and it makes you really angery. The anger is due to your mind not agreeing with your body.
I was just having a normal day until my body suddenly decides to have a boner. Now I am filled with the desire to open 30 tabs of porn, yet at the same time I really don't want to. I guess you could say that I'm horngry.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 06, 2021
The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022