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r/Animemes

It's exactly what it says on the tin: a subreddit for memes about anime. There are good memes, and then there are bad memes. And that's pretty much it.
User 1: What's the most popular subreddit for anime memes? I know it's not r/animememes
User 2: r/Animemes
User 1: Ah thanks
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022
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OnlyFans

A subscription-based media posting platform similar to Patreon. It was notoriously known for being the pimp of all e-girls, but has recently just banned all porn content. This is good news as there will be less simps, thereby increasing the world's average IQ by one percentile.

However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
Friend (She/Her): Ughhh did you hear about the OnlyFans thing?? They're out of the porn business....

Friend (He/Him): Oh boo hoo! Let me press F on the world's smallest keyboard 😂😂
Friend (She/Her): I'm not joking dude, OF has seriously fucked me!!
Friend (He/Him): Lol, well I mean OF isn't the only option out there you know.
Friend (She/Her): Like what? Pornhub?
Friend (He/Him): *sigh* no. I can't believe I am suggesting this to you, but r/Sexsells is a good alternative. I fucking hate that subreddit, but hey, you could earn a lot of cash on there.
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Khan Academy

Dunno what everyone else here is on about. Khan Academy is a cool dude who makes useful math videos and probably does a better job at explaining stuff than your boring high school math teacher. Otherwise, why would you be watching him?

It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.

P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.
People in 2014: Woooo thanks Khan Academy, you made me pass my AP calculus test!

People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!

Me: lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2020
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Consent

authorization; approval; permission
He gave his consent to the marriage.
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9th grade

Contrary to what many will think, 9th grade was the start of a brand new school life and identity. It was the grade of redemption, where you can make new and better friends, and where you finally have a chance to make better first impressions. If you were unpopular or were a loner back in middle/elementary school, then this definition applies greatly to you.

Just think about it. Now that you are in a huge school made up of 5 different middle schools (and 10+ different elementary schools), now you have another opportunity to introduce yourself in a different manner than before.

Maybe you were an awkward person, had low self-esteem, or were a 'tag-along', and your past classmates therefore thought lowly of you. This time, you can 'right your wrongs' and become that person you've always aspired to be in front of your new peers.

Of course, there's a good chance you'll meet some old classmates again in your courses, but don't let that stop you. Your new peers are what matters the most.

Remember, how you act in this grade will define you in the coming 4 years, so carefully premeditate your first impressions!
Old high school peer: Remember 9th grade? I hated it.

Me: Are you kidding? 9th grade was the shit! Made so many new friends in that year, and I gave off a more sociable and confident demeanor compared to my awkward middle school years. Sure, it may be harder than 8th grade, but compared to 10, 11, 12 it was a breeze! It really all depends on how you look at it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 29, 2020
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Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.
Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025
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Google Chrome

The most popular web browser of this decade. It has quickly become the default browser for every person and organization, for a good reason.

Chrome was famous for being a fast and lightweight browser, and tbh it still is. It only uses so much RAM cus people nowadays have like 50 extensions installed and 500 tabs open. Now it'd be a fat lie to say Chrome isn't hogging my RAM but people gotta consider the actual reasons behind it.

Also, Firefox is NOT better if we're strictly talking about RAM usage. In fact it eats up more RAM even in 2022. This is a fact, go look it up.

And as to the recent definitions: not everyone cares that much about privacy ya know. I genuinely don't care what Google does with my data, but if you do, then go use another Chromium-based browser like Brave, which has privacy features. It's practically Chrome but de-Googlefied. Also uses WAY less RAM.

Other than that, the differences are up to each person's tastes and needs. I find Chrome's UI to be far more modern, but to each their own. The amount of Firefox elitism here is hilarious.
Somebody: Ahhh yes, nothing beats that feeling of setting Google Chrome as your default browser 👌
Firefox Zealot: Ewwwww you mean that stinky piece of spyware???
Somebody: Chill out bro, it's just a browser bro.
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