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Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

A synonym for scientology and all the qualities associated with it.
Peer 1: Hey bro I just got into NFTs
Peer 2: Dude, why.
Peer 1: Wanna join too?
Peer 2: Hell no man I don't support scams

Dark Mode 

An increasingly popular feature in software and websites that makes the background dark or black, which is easy on the eyes when browsing at night. It is particularly effective with AMOLED displays (as opposed to LCD) as the pixels emit little to no light.

Once you discover dark mode, there's no returning back to light mode. As a night owl, it is seriously such an essential feature I cannot live without. How nobody thought to implement dark mode back in the 2000s is beyond me.

For PC/Mac users: To enable dark mode on every website, install the chrome extension 'Dark Reader'.
For Rooted Android users: To enable dark mode on almost every app, download 'Swift Installer'.

You're welcome :)
"Man.... I just wrote an entire 10 page essay last night"
"So?"
"Without using dark mode in Word"
"Oh shit my condolences."

Telegram 

Exactly what KKito said. However, while Telegram may seem like an instant messaging platform, it is more often used as a resource hub for valuable stuff pertaining to a specific niche. It is a bit like Microsoft Teams where you can upload files and it shows up inside a file tab, and everyone within the group can download the files.

When you join any Telegram group, the first place you should check is the group's Files tab. Who knows what sort of treasure you can find in there.
1) Christopher joined a random telegram group and found rare copies of celeb nudes from The Fappening
2) Charles joined a telegram group pertaining to Wii games and found a bunch of rare Wii ROMs in its files tab
3) Jesse joined many telegram groups but never talked in any of them. He was mostly there for the miscellaneous files/software that various users uploaded.

The Gift That Keeps on Giving 

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

alpha male 

A man who leads with intellectual wisdom and altruism, not with physical strength or gallantry.
Jesus, Aristotle, Gandhi, Einstein, and Nikola Tesla are examples of an alpha male.
My guilty pleasure that I feel bad for watching but absolutely cannot stop watching
Friend 1: Man I'm so hooked on wataten
Friend 2: isn't that the anime where the female protagonist is a pe—
Friend 1: omae wa mou shindeiru

Friend 2: NANI?!?! *vaporizes into thin air*
Friend 1: insert This Is Fine GIF
A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"