Person 1: Hey that mongoose over there be lookin kinda sus
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2022
Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 05, 2021
When a female has a pair of conspicuously voluptuous feet, so conspicuous to the point that it's honestly straight-up annoying. Typically this female has very large-sized feet, with long toes and large nail beds, more pronounced contours, and quite possibly veiny. Pretty much every feature of her foot has been 'enhanced', so to speak. Makes you really just wanna punch it (preferably with one's dick, if one has a feetish).
Not saying that's bad or anything, but personal preference-wise, some may prefer to keep a balance between gracefulness and suggestiveness. The same could be said with the buttocks and mammaries.
Not saying that's bad or anything, but personal preference-wise, some may prefer to keep a balance between gracefulness and suggestiveness. The same could be said with the buttocks and mammaries.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 08, 2022
A brave soul such as someone who stands up to the alt-right community, toxic masculinity and incels in the modern era.
Such praiseworthy individuals are becoming more and more rarer in this increasingly contentious society.
Such praiseworthy individuals are becoming more and more rarer in this increasingly contentious society.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 23, 2020
An uncool way of saying vroom vroom. Seriously, nobody thought you were funny.
Synonyms: vroom vroom, beep beep
Synonyms: vroom vroom, beep beep
Person 1: Aight mate imma head out.
Person 2: Vroom Vroom
Person 3: Yeet
Person 4: Skrrt Skrrt
*Whole World Cringes*
Person 2: Vroom Vroom
Person 3: Yeet
Person 4: Skrrt Skrrt
*Whole World Cringes*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 13, 2022
The Chinese wholesale e-commerce site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.
Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024
Snoo is the mascot of Reddit and I fucking hate it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on the mascot itself. Snoo is an adorable plump alien that gives off cute teletubby vibes... and thats exactly what I have a problem with.
It's quite ironic to use such a "happy-go-lucky" alien when the majority of its userbase consists of pricks and obstinate assholes that fully negates the welcoming charismatic vibe that Reddit attempts to portray. While toxicity exists on all platforms, the way reddit is engineered just promotes dissent. You feel as if youre defending for your life with everything you say (and I know many feel this way too). And if the thread isn't toxic, it's just way too sober.
There are mascots that do justice to its platform. The cute yak of Yik Yak (now defunct) aligns perfectly with the cute vibe of the platform. Twitter is toxic AF, but the neutral depiction of the bluebird still fits. The cheerful depiction of Snoo, at least in the Reddit app, doesn't fit at all with its sober bittersweet environment.
Also, Reddit seems to capture a large demographic of late 20s-30s people. Idk about you, but Snoo seems to be more fitting towards Gen Z. With the exception of r/memes or r/teens, reddit really isn't the place for kids/teens so Reddit's depiction of Snoo just isnt holding up IMHO.
Only those that have 1) barely used Reddit, 2) only dwell in specific hobby communities, or 3) only visit cheerful, wholesome and kid-friendly subreddits will find Snoo to be fitting.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on the mascot itself. Snoo is an adorable plump alien that gives off cute teletubby vibes... and thats exactly what I have a problem with.
It's quite ironic to use such a "happy-go-lucky" alien when the majority of its userbase consists of pricks and obstinate assholes that fully negates the welcoming charismatic vibe that Reddit attempts to portray. While toxicity exists on all platforms, the way reddit is engineered just promotes dissent. You feel as if youre defending for your life with everything you say (and I know many feel this way too). And if the thread isn't toxic, it's just way too sober.
There are mascots that do justice to its platform. The cute yak of Yik Yak (now defunct) aligns perfectly with the cute vibe of the platform. Twitter is toxic AF, but the neutral depiction of the bluebird still fits. The cheerful depiction of Snoo, at least in the Reddit app, doesn't fit at all with its sober bittersweet environment.
Also, Reddit seems to capture a large demographic of late 20s-30s people. Idk about you, but Snoo seems to be more fitting towards Gen Z. With the exception of r/memes or r/teens, reddit really isn't the place for kids/teens so Reddit's depiction of Snoo just isnt holding up IMHO.
Only those that have 1) barely used Reddit, 2) only dwell in specific hobby communities, or 3) only visit cheerful, wholesome and kid-friendly subreddits will find Snoo to be fitting.
Someone: Haha I love the Reddit alien snoo
Me: 🤮🤮🤮
Someone: ?
Me: *cue joker meme* You wouldn't understand....
Me: 🤮🤮🤮
Someone: ?
Me: *cue joker meme* You wouldn't understand....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 03, 2021