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OnlyFans

As of Aug 20th 2021, OnlyFans is no longer accepting NSFW content. In other words it's no longer contaminated by e-thots wanting to make a quick buck.

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VSCO

A super powerful photo & video editing app that is used by everyone from professionals to amateur photographers. They offer a wide range of filters and presets to choose from.
Me: I love VSCO
Her: OMG me too!
Me: yeahhh like, they have so many filters to choose from!!
Her: Wut
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2020
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Edging

Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021
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~

It's that one keyboard character that people put at the end of their messages to give it that extra sweet glitz! Though anyone can use it, its usage seems to be habitually popular amongst the female users.
Jessie: Omg your nails are soooo pretty 😍
Madelyn: thank you!~

Tyler: What do you think of my painting?
Kat: Beautiful ~♥

User 1: hey do you know what this means: ~
User 2: Isn't that what some ppl put at the end of their texts?
User 1: yeah
User 2: Not sure tbh, but I've always thought it made their texts seem more cute and sweet
User 1: yeah I thought the same! I guess it's kinda like a tone indicator
User 3: Well ackchyually it's more commonly used to signify an approximation of an amount. If you wanna get technical, it's called a tilde and it's a diacritic commonly used in the Spanish and Portuguese language
User 1: Interesting...
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Naijism

The traditional religion of the indigenous peoples living in Nigeria. Usually involves the principles of Animism, the Afterlife, and nature worship.
When asked what their religion was, the indigenous Nigerian group replied "Naijism".
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020
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Breath of the wild

When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild
guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022
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fuckus

A combination of fuck (or fuss) and ruckus. A random misspeak that occurred when a friend was telling the day care lady to call her if her kid raised a "fuckus" when she was wanting to say fuss or ruckus. It came out as fuckus and caused a very embarrassing situation, and yet in retrospect very funny. When a child is acting up, they are raising a fuckus. An extreem fit.
My son got into a bag of m&m's and then on a sugar high raised a major fuckus
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