Chakroff

to attach clothespins to ones testicles during the act of masturbation in order to gain arousal from the painful sensation caused.

I caught Joe chakroffing in his dorm room during winter break when he thought the building was empty for the next week.

by Marvin September 14, 2004

atm

ass and titty machichine - at a strip club what the cash dispensing machine is called

I needed a lap dance so i went to the atm.

by Marvin March 25, 2005

academic chicken

A person who is smart, but who is too scared to show it because they don't want to be made fun of.

I could have gotten an A on the test, but I'm an academic chicken and don't want to be shuvved in my locker.

by Marvin March 17, 2005

Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"

"Gods final message"

by marvin February 17, 2005

Spadge

Likes it up the bottom

His queer and likes spadge

by Marvin August 19, 2003

manup

when a pansy-ass MAN is acting out of his job description and needs to be put into place.

"...stop acting like a little girl and man up, fool."

by Marvin June 27, 2003

Fat Ginger Faggot

This is the derogatory way to descrbe Ben Clay. He meets all of these criteria but he prefers the term horizontally challeneged, strawberry blonde person of homosexual orientation.

I know this fag, he happens to be a heffer and be a guare. I am going to call him fat ginger faggot.

by marvin December 23, 2004