Definitions by MartianSupremacist
Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms
when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024
Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist
a literal metal & neon wearing maggot that should be despised by all walks of life
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist by MartianSupremacist August 20, 2024
Mayfield Tornado
the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
Mayfield Tornado by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024
December 10th 2021-December 9th 2023
some shit happened, some naders popped out, first one in 2021 happened mostly in kentucky, then in 2023, tennessee. crazy.
Hail, get down. We of Mayfield, we plead this tornado to veer it's track. Oh god, there, look, the power station.
Why must this happen, history repeats... December 10th 2021-December 9th 2023...
Why must this happen, history repeats... December 10th 2021-December 9th 2023...
December 10th 2021-December 9th 2023 by MartianSupremacist August 16, 2024
Weathergutting
A weather community revolutionary's term used to describe the public/private profiteering and misinformed depiction of weather, particularly severe weather, e.g., tornadoes, lightning, mesocyclonic updrafts and downdrafts, or hail.
The term primarily stemmed from the sight of the most blinding high contrast eye sores of YouTube thumbnails that depict severe weather, often utilized by people trying to grift off of natural disasters by presenting it as an amazing rare experience, ignoring the complex concrete science of severe weather, and instead using it as something to profit off of.
They are typically the weather community's laughing stock and quick comedic sharing time.
The term primarily stemmed from the sight of the most blinding high contrast eye sores of YouTube thumbnails that depict severe weather, often utilized by people trying to grift off of natural disasters by presenting it as an amazing rare experience, ignoring the complex concrete science of severe weather, and instead using it as something to profit off of.
They are typically the weather community's laughing stock and quick comedic sharing time.
Oh great, Jimmy found another one of those weathergutting YouTube channels, showing off, again, the same image of a tornado surrounded by lightning, and he isn't too happy.
Weathergutting by MartianSupremacist August 9, 2024
Use common sense
A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.
Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."
Use common sense by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024
Hurricane Beryl
probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
Hurricane Beryl by MartianSupremacist July 6, 2024