Ben Franklin

While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin

Shirley: Hey, Jerry Ben Franklind me last night
Bill: Oh my god, Gross!

by Marky Mark Fa Sho May 06, 2008

Dicktionary

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed

Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?

by Marky Mark Fa Sho June 20, 2008

Twinchester

Having went home with twins after a night of heavy drinking at a classic English pub

Bill-"How'd you do last night?"
Chris-"Total Twinchester Dude!"

by Marky Mark Fa Sho May 28, 2008

Iraqi Sandstorm

The act of a sandy vagina queefing into your face.

Steve broke up with Linda after she gave him an Iraqi Sandstorm at the beach.

by Marky Mark Fa Sho October 27, 2008