Markus Willbot's definitions

Colorado Nose Crap

When the female defecates in your nose and proceeds to make you sneeze using her gucci hairs causing you to sneeze poop in her vagina

My girl gave me a really good Colorado Nose Crap last night!

by Markus Willbot January 18, 2026

Denver Dignity Wiper

When your boyfriend or girlfriend locks you in a diaper for 3 days straight and proceeds to squish your full diaper when you get home from work

My boyfriend made me so embarrassed when he gave me a Denver Dignity Wiper.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Crimson Moon Sprayer

When the male lifts weights with his balls until he ejaculates and then makes the female lift the weight while the male sprays cum on the females back

My man gave me surprised me with a Crimson Moon Sprayer at the gym.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Brooklyn Booger bubbler

When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Washington Long Throat

When two males are having sex and one sticks a sex toy in the others throat eventually causing them to vomit which will cause both males to then hump the vomit until climaxing

Me and by buddy Jake were hanging out and having fun and he decided to give me a Washington Long Throat

by Markus Willbot March 10, 2026