Markus's definitions

p00ter

1337 5p34k fer puter which was derived from computer many a year ago

OMFG mah effin' p00ter is awSUM41

by Markus April 14, 2004

trevella

A total ass crazy bitch that hates all things AWESOME(like life,and puppy's)

your mom's a trevella!!

by markus September 9, 2007

TPH

Anacronym for Trailer Park Ho

Dude there is a ton of TPH's here.

by Markus October 30, 2003

chubby

erect cock

Ana has a chubby in Eric's Mom's ass!

by Markus January 25, 2004

patsies

A person who accidently transports Class A drugs abroad, after his / her mates leave them in his / her bag, without him / her knowing. Really

In the hood, we call you people "Patsies".

by Markus January 21, 2006

Cheese Cake

Occurs in a men's locker room, the victim is bent over, tying their shoe or something when another male sticks his bare ass in his face and farts.

Damn yo, you got cheese caked before gym everyday this week.

by markus June 26, 2004

fartmeat

Term used to define the substance which fills yor undies when you 'follow through'

dave you dirty bastard, that one had fartmeat in it, you'd better check your underpants

by markus October 8, 2004