Definitions by Mark Shackelford

new guitar smell

The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.

<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!

new guitar smell by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

monarchbutter 

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.

<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!

monarchbutter by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

segudo menudo 

I think the same way as you, my affiliate of Hispanic origin.

Segudo menudo, mi amigo!

segudo menudo by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007

guitortion 

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

guitortion by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

Hurricane Hannah 

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.

Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.

Hurricane Hannah by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

The Crack 

Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.

I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.

The Crack by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

FAR Tea 

Federal Aviation Regulations that are being read at night as a remedy for insomnia.

When I can't sleep I just have a little bit of FAR tea and I'm out in minutes.

FAR Tea by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007