Mark Shackelford's definitions

Taco Bell

The original phone company in Mexico. At one time it was a monopoly but was forced to be split up by desegration legislation.

Gracias por llamar a Taco Bell, como puedo alludar se?

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

powerbarf

To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.

I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.

<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

Fluffy

Adaptation for the acronym for Furry Little Friend. FLuFfy

<singer> You're my furry little friend, I call you Fluffy!
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.

by Mark Shackelford August 2, 2007

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

Fleabites

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.

You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007