Definitions by Mark Shackelford

Vader sneeze 

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.

Vader sneeze by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

R12 

R12 was a planet in the Star Wars comic series. R12 was best known for producing a unique gas, also called R12, that was the most potent refrigerant known to the galaxy. R12 gas became obselete when the planet R12 was destroyed by the Death Star.

<Han Solo> Quick, Chewie, grab a can of R12 and recharge the A/C system.
<Chewie> (unintelligible reply)

R12 by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

bronunciate 

To mispronounce words like people of African descent.

<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.

bronunciate by Mark Shackelford June 25, 2007

misgruntled 

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.

We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.

misgruntled by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007

hobosexual 

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.

<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.

hobosexual by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

R2D2 

Acronym for "Reel 2, Dialog Track 2." Also the name of a trashcan converted to droid in the double-trilogy space thriller, "Star Wars."

<stage hand> Here you go, R2D2.
<George Lucas> R2D2? Hey, let's call that fancy garbage can on wheels R2D2.
<stage hand> Do I get a raise if he becomes famous?
<George Lucas> Let me think...No!

R2D2 by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

Fleabites 

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.

You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.

Fleabites by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007