weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007
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car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
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Fleabites

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.
You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.
by Mark Shackelford May 22, 2007
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rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.
I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.
by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007
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Taco Bell

The original phone company in Mexico. At one time it was a monopoly but was forced to be split up by desegration legislation.
Gracias por llamar a Taco Bell, como puedo alludar se?
by Mark Shackelford April 24, 2007
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anal tissue

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
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new guitar smell

The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.
<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!
by Mark Shackelford May 10, 2007
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