Mark H's definitions

p to the izzo

Ebonics for "piss," as in urine or to urinate.

Yo mah dogg, catch ya later! I gotta go p to the izzo!

by Mark H July 17, 2004

kicks alot of ass and has alot of class

When something is really cool, tight, bombastic, aesthetically pleasing, etc.

"So how was that metal show last night?"

"Dude.

That.

Slayer concert.

Last night.

Really.

KICKED ALOT OF ASS AND HAD ALOT OF CLASS!"

by Mark H August 30, 2004

holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





Mark H. Peddling sexual innuendo on UrbanDictionary since Februrary 2004

by Mark H September 30, 2004

DOOA

"Drunk off our asses." IE being under the influence of too much alcohol.

*belch* Shit, man how are we supposed to get home when we are so DOOA?

by Mark H March 15, 2004

visit Europe

To vomit. Comes from the sound "Euuuurrrope!" which you may make while losing your lunch.

1. American beer sucks. Drinking that horse piss really makes me want to visit Europe.

2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.

3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.






Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 6, 2005

Sodom

A very good black/thrash metal band from Germany. Characterized especially by the wicked, raspy, German-accented vocals of their singer, Tom Angelripper.

Agent Orange is my favorite Sodom album! \m/

by Mark H July 16, 2004

hazmat

(adj.)Extremely potent, as in a drug or alcoholic beverage.

Dayum brotha, that dank we chiefed up last night was straight up hazmat; shit it made me forget my social security number, my sexual orientation, and where to properly take a dump!

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Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 14, 2006