dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003

slam-pig

A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.

Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.

by Mark December 09, 2004

Peen

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

by Mark January 14, 2004

Fuckwad

A wad of fuck.

ADJ. An uneducated twitty jackass who is unpleasant to interact with.

'Oh my God, Ezekiel is such a fuckwad. He stole my pie!'

by Mark November 29, 2004

karazim

crazy; crunk; totally insane in a good way

he is so cool; he is karazim

by mark May 13, 2005

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Ralph.T

To get banned, lose post counts or denied access to a website or message board due to inappropriate posting or mentioning the word "fathead". Originally started on www.mustangworld.com

Dude, yer gonna get Ralph.T

by Mark January 25, 2005