Mark's definitions

the red rug

A hip place in town. Usually packed with younger generation scenesters

"That new jazz club is the red rug!"

by mark December 7, 2003

Hit the rack

Going to bed

Yo, going to hit the rack

by Mark March 13, 2004

flickr

A pretty cool social network where you can talk and share pictures and stuff.

Hey I'm in Flickr right now, login bitch!

by Mark April 15, 2004

Poopie

A tiny terd

I went poopies. Poopies in my pants. Poopies for you.

by Mark March 2, 2004

Stroke

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

by Mark January 9, 2004

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

CGNU

Crazy Go Nuts University, involved with sports such as The Golf Culb, basketball, soccer, baseball, and football. The school mascot is The CGNU Dumples. Although CGNU is not commonly known to most people, it is an actual university.

CGNU has had many victories over Piles of Electronics State

by Mark March 8, 2004