Mark's definitions

californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

by Mark May 8, 2007

hot sec

A brief moment, comparable to the length of a second.

Hank: Dude, how long were you at her crib?
Ben: Just a hot sec. ;)

by Mark August 5, 2008

the letters

refers to HIV or AIDS

A: Did you hear? Jamie is dating someone with the letters.
B: Wow...

by Mark October 19, 2008

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

wallup

the vagina

"You all have an interesting wallup!"

"Goddamn that wallup's wide!"

by Mark October 19, 2003

arms race

Competition between two or more nations, factions, or groups in which each participant strives to produce the most technologically advanced and destructive weapon.

The arms race between the former Soviet Union and the United States spurred many technological advances.

by Mark October 20, 2003

be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003