Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

niglips

derogatory term for someone with large lips. can also be interpreted as a racial slur.

what happen to your face niglips?

by mark April 22, 2004

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

BTL

below the line. refers to someone that is below a certain "line" of social stature

This club sucks. Too many BTLs.

by Mark December 07, 2010

californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

by Mark May 08, 2007

jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

by mark July 28, 2005

Cuntox

Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack

I was walking down the street and saw that Cuntox Shannon offering hand jobs for crack

by Mark November 25, 2003