Mark's definitions

kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.

There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.

by Mark November 8, 2003

unibrow

A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows.

The screen actor Colin Ferrell has one of the sexiest unibrows I've ever seen.

by Mark August 2, 2003

Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.

Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.

by Mark July 11, 2003

Whisk

An underarm throw, but with more force than any usual underarm throw.

"Lets go whisk a lettuce at someones house"

"But who's house shall we whisk lettuce at"

"Britney's of course..."

by Mark December 16, 2004

Skumper

A low Life loser who never wants to do anything fun. He/she always sits on there ass's watching tv or on the computer.a.k.a lowlife

"you never want to do anything, Your a Skumper!"

by Mark April 26, 2003

yapo

an addicting drug that once you do it , you get hooked for life and smoke some every minute. Also a buttfucking person whos a fancy crapo. A fudge packer.

look at that yapo

by mark December 11, 2003

Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003