501 definitions by Mark

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

Blue-haired trance singer who does odd things for attention. Guest starred on Howard Stern and sang about strap on dildos.

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

First introduced by Ronnie James Dio taught to him as a gesture rooted in Old World customs, actually being a sign to protect one from the Evil Eye. So, know what it means before you throw it up at your next New Found Glory concert