500 definitions by Mark

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by Mark January 11, 2005

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

by Mark December 22, 2004

Barbie

barbie is just a slut that wants guys to get their pleasure of her!

hi barbie,oh hi wayne king.
Wanna go to my house and you can pleasure me while i have a wank???

by Mark November 29, 2003

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003

n3g

A gay CS player that enjoys bathing in his own gayness and wishing to get better than he is.

n3g you get the bomb
n3g what are you doing with that dildo over there?

by Mark June 21, 2004

swallog

Swallow my big hog.

Brendan wants to swallog me.

by Mark March 12, 2003