Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003

saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

by Mark March 25, 2005

Icy Hot Stuntaz

Flame, shares an identical resemblance to my friend John French.

John French is Flame, one of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.

by Mark December 22, 2004

wetherell

An extremely curly hair-style reminiscent of the coat of the standard poodle

I'd have shagged her but she had a wetherell!

by mark September 10, 2003

Dirty Bird

Refers to going to grab Swiss Chalet or food from another restaurant that specializes in chicken.

Who wants to grab some dirty bird.

by Mark December 01, 2003

hurl

1. (n) Vomit
2. (v) To vomit

1. Look out for the puddle of hurl
2. I think I'm going to hurl!

by Mark June 24, 2004

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004